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Lore

How Wojak learned to smile.

Four chapters. One face. The story every holder already knows by heart.

  1. Chapter I

    The pump

    He bought the top. Everyone does, once. The chart went vertical and so did his heart rate.

    Laser eyes. Group chats at 3am. Screenshots of unrealized gains sent to people who did not ask.

  2. Chapter II

    The dump

    Then it came down. Slowly, and then all at once. The candles turned grey and the timeline went quiet.

    He refreshed the chart so many times the chart started refreshing him.

  3. Chapter III

    The hold

    He did not sell. Not out of conviction, maybe. Maybe just tired. But he stayed.

    And in the staying he found other people who stayed. They said gm every morning like it meant something. It did.

  4. Chapter IV

    The feeling

    One day he closed his eyes and smiled, and the chart did not matter anymore.

    That is $WAGMI. Not a prediction. A feeling. We all gonna make it.